I Am A Dork!

My name is Michael and I'm an alcoholic... Wait, what? This isn't for that? What's this for - Dorks? Oh, well I'm one of those instead then! Just don't make me leave, I like the chair I found here. Anyway, I review games and, apparently, movies for fun because... Well, the phrase "Too much free time makes the mind go coo-koo" comes to mind. And if that wasn't a phrase before, I just made it one; it's written, its on the interweb, it's a phrase. Deal with it :D ...I don't have any neat clever pictures to post with this >.>